Replace Van McCann with Johnny Bond as lead singer of Catfish and the Bottlemen

Replace Van McCann with Johnny Bond as lead singer of Catfish and the Bottlemen

It is agreed that Van McCann is a rat, I mean how can we trust a man who doesn’t even have a fridge? Thus we must replace him the Johnny Bond, the true MVP of Catfish. 

And how do we know Bondy will be better than Van? Take this evidence: 

• the masterpiece that is “Oh, Larry, look what you’ve done”

• his LIT AF skills on the geetar ??

• his top bants

• his hATS

And many more.

Terms and Conditions:

By signing this petition, you agree to wear a hat at least once a month in honour of Bondy, and you must join the CATB fandom on their annual pilgrimage to Bethlehem, in which we pay homage to Johnny Bondy by praying to the tatty float. 

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